Vigilante Theater: Archive

Jan 13th

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Dec 8th

The National Defense Authorization Act of 2012

Oh boy, here we go.

Dec 8th

Sep 30th

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My Car May Never Run Again

evevictus : 
     What have you been up to>
 VosskMBH: 
     Braving four feet of flooding to push people's cars out of danger.
 VosskMBH: 
     And babies. Sometimes babies.
 evevictus: 
     Haha, that seems like a lot of work.
 VosskMBH: 
     It was kind of fun. I'll tell you the whole story.
     So it's Friday night, and we are heading to the beaches. Myself and four others. The rain is so bad we can barely see in front of us. The road is nothing but grey mist. 
    So before we know it, we're shooting water from our tires and soon it stops. I can't see. When we stop at a red light, I realize what's wrong: We're in about four feet of water.
 VosskMBH: 
     So I immediantly pull into the nearest parking lot because I stopped my car in water. It's fucked.
     It stalls on the way up the ramp. We sit there for a few seconds in shock, but we get out and push it up this steep ramp. It was crazy. I was completely soaked afterward.
     We go into Waffle House and a few minutes later see people stalling on their way into the parking lot, so I'm running back into the water pushing their cars.
 evevictus: 
     Wait, this really happened? i thought you were joking at first.
 VosskMBH: 
     No, completely serious.
 evevictus: 
     Where do you live again?
 VosskMBH: 
     Jacksonville, Northeast Florida.
     Apparently last time that happened was 94.
  evevictus: 
     When was this?
     Yesterday, or a wekk ago, or when?
 VosskMBH: 
     So anyways, I push about four cars in the Publix and Waffle House parking lots. It was an adrenaline rush. By the end of the night when we got a ride from a truck, I had pushed thirteen to high ground and removed two children from flooding cars.
     Last night.

Sep 17th

Vossk, I summon thee!

vael: http://www.news4jax.com/entertainment/29189637/detail.html A mysterious light, in the evening sky! Fireballs in this area of town? I’m grabbing my robe and wizard hat as I type.

Sep 15th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 13th

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Vigilante Theater: oh-dontbeshy: →

oh-dontbeshy: oh-dontbeshy: One by one, the Utopians unfollow me. Guess I’m dystopian or something. Oh well. Utopians are pricks that judge other people and turn their noses up at them. So I’m turning my nose up at YOU. I’m too good for you. Still one left. Hey, it’s your turn. I’m sure I’ve… Justin (Sorry, I’m not calling you Vossk), the whole point of that post was irony. I was...

Jul 12th

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net slum: [in which Vael makes way too long a... →

vossk: oh-dontbeshy: One by one, the Utopians unfollow me. Guess I’m dystopian or something. Oh well. Utopians are pricks that judge other people and turn their noses up at them. So I’m turning my nose up at YOU. I’m too good for you. Still one left. Hey, it’s your turn. I’m… Vael, the utopianism I was speaking of was our idealistic concept of “buy an island and live...

Jul 9th

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Jul 9th

oh-dontbeshy: One by one, the Utopians unfollow me. Guess I’m dystopian or something. Oh well. Utopians are pricks that judge other people and turn their noses up at them. So I’m turning my nose up at YOU. I’m too good for you. Still one left. Hey, it’s your turn. I’m sure I’ve offended you in some way by now. I don’t think you realize the full irony of your statement. You’re...

Jul 9th

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Jul 3rd

Vossk has to be the coolest robot ever. He has been taking me to go do robot things and I have had a great time spending time with him <3 -R0semoon

Jul 2nd

Jul 1st

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Jun 28th

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Maybe Someday.: I wish I could draw. I used to... →

oh-dontbeshy: I wish I could draw. I used to love to draw, so I’d draw all the time. That was in 5th and 6th grade when the little kids thought my drawings were great and my parents wouldn’t be honest with me about how crappy they were. So, I thought I was this amazing artist until about 8th grade when I… All art is frustrating. You are an artist, you just don’t think you are.

Jun 16th

“A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves! I’M 100% for PASSING...”

– My Grandmother via email [Time to start treating imaginary lines and country-born labels for what they really are: Absolutely nothing. We’re all humans.]

Jun 5th

net slum: UNDERSTAND, BLACK COATS →

vael: THAT IT IS SURVIVAL OF THE FINEST WE WILL NOT ALLOW THE STRONG TO SAVE THE WEAK THAT’S WHY YOU MUST FOLLOW THROUGH GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS IMAGE, WE WILL LIVE UP TO IT — — YOU! YOU TAKE MY LIFE FROM ME?? — — FACE IT, LET’S KILL THE BASTARD! — — Do you deny the existence of Jesus? I DENY… WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

May 29th

Oh, Hai(:: I love him. →

t0rii: I love this boy at school, and no one understands that. It hurts. Some thinks it’s creepy that I love him and have never dated him. But, I’ve been close friends with him for so long, and he’s everything I want. But Pretty positive, he has no clue I love him like that, and I’m pretty positive, he… Protip: Ask him out.

May 27th

Alvin Brown, the new mayor-elect of Jacksonville,... →

geni: Normally I don’t care about politics at all, which is exactly why I’m tumbling this guy. I’ll get the unimportant stuff out of the way: He’s Jacksonville’s first democrat mayor to be elected in 20 years, and he’s black. Okay, cool. The actually interesting part is that he seems to genuinely care about his city, going so far as to take a 20% paycut without any pension. He cares about his...

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Apr 22nd

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Oh, Hai(:: Well. →

t0rii: I haven’t posted in quite some time. I’ve been super busy. Soooo much shit going on. RANT TIEM! OKAY GO! My spring break was awesome! My cousins from Ohio visited and I had the best week of my life. The weeks since: I’ve gotten my license. I’ve been doing better in school. I’ve been putting forth an affort at home. “An affort” made me lol hard.

Apr 22nd

Where did the word "FUCK" come from?

fivehundreddaysoferin: Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.”...

Apr 18th

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My Favourite ♕: Draw a heart on your wrist, change... →

iframedrodgerrabbit: fuckyou-xoxo: On April 25th, 2011, there will be a day dedicated to poeple who are battling depression and suicide and to advocate a lifestyle of unconditional love. on this day, draw a heart on your wrist, to symbolize that you are wearing your heart on your sleeve…. Wearing my heart on my sleeve? I’m a majorly depressed schizoid…?

Apr 18th

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Unbreakable Vow: People of Tumblr! We need your... →

nicolesanerd: This guy is Matthew Miller. He’s a senior at West Nassau High School in Callahan, Florida. He’s in desperate need of a kidney and has been struggling with this for 15 years. He’s missed out on a lot of things we all take for granted. And if he doesn’t get the help he… Get a loan.

Apr 15th

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Apr 14th

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Unbreakable Vow: Please, if you could take one... →

thatgirlwiththebullring: Let me say this straight forward. This guy’s name is Matthew Miller. He is in desperate need of a kidney. Well, the good news is that there is a possible kidney to be given to him! The bad news is that he has to have $10,000 to take a test to see if the… HELL YEAH CAPITALISM. LET PEOPLE DIE IF THEY DON’T HAVE THE MONEY.

Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

If you live in the panhandle FL/near...

Jacksonville, Florida here. Feel free to send me a message via Facebook or my email.

Apr 14th

r0semoon: shoogerbooger: i’m in a class with a youth pastor and i hate that about him so i walked past him today and loudly invited the girl next to me to a church of satan meeting on tuesday god save my rotting soul i love you I laughed aloud much to the confusion of my family.

Apr 14th

lamattgrind: Taken from Abstergo Industries...